So I have waited long enough, IT'S MY TURN!!!! Why have I been overlooked? Don't tell me it is because my tongue does not quite fit in my mouth... Don't you know it's to better kiss you, you know these sloppy, wet kisses that only Boxers have mastered the art of.  OK, maybe it's my name, Cartman, that scares you off. If so, no worries, I will gladly trade it for any other names, as long as it is the one YOU give me. I am really a goofy boy who loves to run, play, chase tennis balls endlessly. I love to swim, water makes me sooooo happy, I know how to splash in the pool, retrieve my darling tennis balls from any depth, I am not afraid of getting wet at all, in fact I welcome it. Wait until you see me swim in the ocean and if you decide to join me, the more the merrier. We'll just have loads of fun together, I promise you. Admit it, I am the Boxer you've been waiting for, the one who will make you laugh non stop with my shenanigans. I have the face of a little mischievous devil, but I am all heart and soul. I can keep up with your daily jogs if you are so inclined, no indoor gym for me, just open spaces with my humans riding off into the sunset... Please take a long hard look at my cute face and then try to look away. Do you really have the heart to look away????  I want a human to call my own!
Xoxo
Cartman